$5 & a pony

December 10th, 2009

Kos responds to a fund raising email from the DNC & Obama.

Really? All we have to do is send the DNC $5 and we get ponies?

This is so freakin’ obnoxious I can hardly stand it. We are about to get a turd of a “reform” package, potentially worse than the status quo. We have the insurance industry declaring victory, Republicans cackling with glee, and the administration is using that piece of shit to raise money?

via Daily Kos: State of the Nation.

found via Michael Moore on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MMFlint

India Has No Choice But To Invade The United States

December 10th, 2009

Carry out the argument of the United States’s “war on terrorism” to its logical conclusion and this is what you get.

V: Humans Do Not Make Good Food

December 9th, 2009

ABC.com – V – Home.

If you’re into resistance groups, hot women from Lost, and inter-species sexual relations/breeding, then you will enjoy V.

But I also appreciate the show’s topics of terrorism, strategies for invading foreign countries, illegal aliens (the pun is unavoidable), organizing activist/resistance groups, and manipulation of public opinion, however heavy-handed their approach to them may be. And having aliens essentially invade the world (but specifically America, since this is where the story takes place) allows us to view America as a country of backward people that doesn’t know any better and should just shut up and accept the wonderful gifts that we are being given; the flip-side of our invasion of Iraq & Afghanistan.

And, of course, the ten-year-old-me has been subconsciously awaiting the return of this series for twenty-six years, after the TV-network (I think it was NBC at the time) pulled the plug on the series just as you learned that the aliens were lizards and they wanted to use us for food — and wanted to have sex with us! What?@!

And that got me thinking about humans as food. Humans aren’t really good food, right? That’s why we raise things like cows and pigs to eat. That’s why cheetahs and wolves go after plump meaty things like antelope and deer.

My thought on finding out that the aliens want to eat us: just hand over all the factory farms to them. We’ll go vegan/vegetarian. Eventually all the disease that’s there (I mean, don’t tell them about it, and definitely keep Food, Inc., and Fast Food Nation out of their viewing diet) will kill them off, and they’ll go to some other planet.

And then I kept thinking that that’s probably a reason we’ve survived on this planet. We’re not attractive meals for any predator. We’re thin and sinewy. OK, some of us are plump as hogs, but relative to other potential meals, I don’t think we offer much. We’re a meal of last resort.

Next thing you know, we’re building suburbs and destroying the habitats of all the animals. WE WIN!

You Have the Right to Remain Surveilled

December 9th, 2009

Sprint Nextel, has provided law enforcement authorities with the GPS coordinates of its customers some eight million times—apparently without its customers knowing anything about it.

Sprint insists that subscribers can turn the GPS function off if they wish. But an expert interviewed by TPM says that Sprint can almost certainly reactivate it remotely.

There is little evidence of the Obama Administration charting a different course, or insisting on accountability for their predecessors.

It’s reasonably clear that Sprint is not alone. In his paper, Soghoian points to the harmonious relationship that has arisen between telecommunications service providers—oblivious to federal and state criminal law requiring them to protect the privacy of their customers—and the Justice Department.

via Eight Million Reasons for Surveillance Oversight—By Scott Horton (Harper’s Magazine).

A Recipe for the Auto Industry

December 9th, 2009

Why is Ford/GM using gadgetry to try to sell their cars? I don’t care about voice-activated car stereos if my car won’t start.

You want to sell more cars? Do the following: Honda’s engines last longer than their bodies. Make a car that has the interior durability of a Honda engine but come up with a body that can withstand salt and is impervious to rust. And make it run on sunlight.

Better yet, just stop making cars and go back to square one (the square that you bought up and eliminated last century): use whatever lobbying power you have left and convince the government to build robust nation-wide public transportation — then you build the vehicles.

Apple Mail Tech Support

November 29th, 2009

My Apple Mail went bonkers when I tried to delete a massive amount of emails and tried to send an excessively large email via my Google IMAP account. I couldn’t get or send new emails and received this sort of message:

Some actions taken while the account [your-account-name-here] was offline could not be completed online.

Mail has undone actions on some messages so that you can redo the actions while online. Mail has saved other messages in mailbox Apple Mail To Do in On My Mac so that you can complete the actions while online.

Additional information: The IMAP command APPEND (to Apple Mail To Do) failed with server error: Invalid mailbox name..

Option #1 from this post seems to have solved the problem:

  1. Make sure your Mail program is closed
  2. Open Macintosh HD (double-click on it)
  3. Select your Home folder (it will be on left nav bar with the picture of a house)
  4. On the right side of the window, double-click on the “Library” folder (to open the folder)
  5. Double-click on the “Mail” folder
  6. Remove (move to the trash) the “IMAP-youremailaddress@here.com” folder
  7. Close everything and open Mail to confirm it has been fixed

Tabloid Journalism Poetry

November 26th, 2009

ANGELINA JOLIE
Thinking about a baby/working on a baby. Let’s go get a baby. A black baby.
To all those in the orphanage—the sad and sick AIDS-having kids: How to make a rainbow tribe? Get ingredients yellow, black, brown, and white. To all those in the orphanage—but mainly for the cute ones in the orphanage: Diverse persons in rainbow tribe united by paparazzi light. Pickaninny Annies and Olivers—I’ll take one of him and all of her. Engage grandiosity: organize a bourgeois lottery. Condescend to say “who.” Condescend to say “when.”
If 9 seems too much, how about 10? The line between good works, publicity. From genocide and coup d’etat to Evian and Malomar—Communist youth squad career, or the hills of Hollyweird? It’s a matter of luck—what they want, what you’ve got. No more WTO—1st World identity. Your only means of escape. My only means of escape.
A vacancy emigrates. My only means of escape.

ALL KNOWN EDIE SEDGWICK LYRICS AND HAIKUS.
(on one page in alphabetical order by first name)
by
Edie Sedgwick

I listen to Her Love is Real… But She is Not as I post this. Lyrics from this latest from ES released by Dischord (Fugazi, Minor Threat, etc., etc.), are not on the page linked above. But they’re as good. I found ES while checking in with Dischord to see what’s new. This is new.

This is the track list for Her Love… It speaks for itself.

Her Love is Real... But She is Not

  1. Martin Sheen
  2. Christian Slater
  3. Sigourney Weaver
  4. Robert Downey Jr.
  5. Lucy Liu
  6. Molly Ringwald
  7. Michael J. Fox
  8. Arnold Schwarzenegger II
  9. Tim Robbins
  10. Harrison Ford
  11. Tom Hanks II
  12. Sally Field
  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger I*
  14. Haley Joel Osment

Highly Recommended. Fully Endorsed by 100 Slaves 100 Enemies.

The antidote for waiting in grocery store checkout lines.

Word of the Day | Brobdingnagian

November 25th, 2009

Usage: President Obama’s decision to send 34,000 more troops into Afghanistan will prove to be a Brobdingnagian calamity.

Brobdingnagian brob-ding-NAG-ee-uhn , adjective; 1. Of extraordinary size; gigantic; enormous. Origin: Brobdingnagian is from Brobdingnag, a country of giants in Swift’s Gulliver’s Travels.

Word of the Day | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 | Dictionary.com.

Awww, Excrement… Untreated & Pouring Into Our Waterways

November 23rd, 2009

Sewers at Capacity, Pollution Spills Into Waterways
New York Times
November 22, 2009
By CHARLES DUHIGG

from the Toxic Waters series

EXCERPTS:

In the last three years alone, more than 9,400 of the nation’s 25,000 sewage systems — including those in major cities — have reported violating the law by dumping untreated or partly treated human waste, chemicals and other hazardous materials into rivers and lakes and elsewhere, according to data from state environmental agencies and the Environmental Protection Agency.

But fewer than one in five sewage systems that broke the law were ever fined or otherwise sanctioned by state or federal regulators, the Times analysis shows.

There is no national record-keeping of how many illnesses are caused by sewage spills. But academic research suggests that as many as 20 million people each year become ill from drinking water containing bacteria and other pathogens that are often spread by untreated waste.

New York City’s 14 wastewater treatment plants, which handle 1.3 billion gallons of wastewater a day, have been flooded with thousands of pickles (after a factory dumped its stock), vast flows of discarded chicken heads and large pieces of lumber.

Several years ago, city officials estimated that it would cost at least $58 billion to prevent all overflows. “Even an expenditure of that magnitude would not result in every part of a river or bay surrounding the city achieving water quality that is suitable for swimming,” the department wrote. “It would, however, increase the average N.Y.C. water and sewer bill by 80 percent.”

The only real solution, say many lawmakers and water advocates, is extensive new spending on sewer systems largely ignored for decades. As much as $400 billion in extra spending is needed over the next decade to fix the nation’s sewer infrastructure, according to estimates by the E.P.A. and the Government Accountability Office.

Legislation under consideration on Capitol Hill contains millions in water infrastructure grants, and the stimulus bill passed this year set aside $6 billion to improve sewers and other water systems.

But that money is only a small fraction of what is needed, officials say. And over the last two decades, federal money for such programs has fallen by 70 percent, according to the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation, which estimates that a quarter of the state’s sewage and wastewater treatment plants are “using outmoded, inadequate technology.”

“The public has no clue how important these sewage plants are,” said Mr. Connaughton of the Brooklyn site. “Waterborne disease was the scourge of mankind for centuries. These plants stopped that. We’re doing everything we can to clean as much sewage as possible, but sometimes, that isn’t enough.”

A Few Nuggets of Information

November 22nd, 2009

Glenn Greenwald explains why defending human rights and the Constitution wins hearts and minds and is the most American thing you can do.

Dean Baker explains a plan to save jobs that involves the government reimbursing employers so their employees can have more time off. Can’t be done? They already do it in Germany.

Estimated number of Al Qaeda members now operating in Afghanistan, according to the U.S. national security adviser: 100 (one hundred)
(Haper’s Index, December 2009)

General Wesley Clark thinks we should get out of Afghanistan.

“Last week, ExxonMobil became the first U.S. oil company in 35 years to sign an oil-production contract with the government of Iraq,” reports Antonia Juhasz.